urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:deadscrypt by m.j.euringer m.j.euringer 2009-06-24T16:50:23Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:deadscrypt:179617 2009-06-24T16:05:51Z 2009-06-24T16:50:23Z <p></p><p>Right now I'm on the train to Morristown. I'm typing this on an iPhone I inherited from my intimate friend, Meghan -- there <i>will</i> be typos. This is an awesome device. In one night, I was able to completely re-establish my online identity. </p><p>Typing is slow going, but that's all right because I am a deliberate thinker.</p><p>That is why I appear to be so over-sensitive. That's what I so loved about LJ when Sheri White first introduced me to it back in Pre-Terruh Uhmerica, where your Patriotism was determined by the degree of pink and green fade on your "We remember!" bumper magnets. I loved it because I was gonna spew all this crazy, over-the-top shit and every single set of eyes that took in my frantic, careless, earnest Id in all it's ravening glory would agree, or come to see, that I was <i>fucking right.</i></p><p>Definitely didn't go down like that.</p><p>All things considered, it wasn't all that horrible when you weigh it up against cheerleader moms conspiring to drive a needy teenage girl to suicide, cross-country cannibal pacts, and having to endure the bulb going off over your head when you realize that Craig's List meet wasn't such a good idea ... before that bulb gets smashed against your eyesocket.</p><p>I guess that's sort of what happened with me.</p><a name='cutid1-end'></a> <p>Well, LJ App crashed and am off yo my job as a junk store clerk. <p> All you really need to know today is I bought back the DeadScrypt domain. Don't really know why, I guess we'll see.<p>Yours truly,<p>- m.j.euringer