March 29th, 2006

headwound

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

Jack's going to fucking jail! Yipeeeeeeee! I mean, he's just a lobbyist so it's not like Tom DeLay going to White Collar Jail, or Dick Cheney's shooting victim apologizing for the pain and trauma he caused the Cheney family, or a president whose swagger is now so powerful that he can come out, say "I am the law, I'm wiretapping U.S. citizens, and there ain't nothin' you cain do about it," and the population doesn't even flinch ... all of those things are also wonderful, but an actual arrest in this case? I mean, again, I get it, he's a pawn, a fall guy, a patsy, see? But it's a good sign, I think. And he got six fucking years. That's a long time for a guy who pisses behind political thoroughbreds.