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A brief thanks to the gang of replies on the last post. I have been in further contact with the editor, and the story is going to be going through a massive rewrite. Simply put, I tried to do something a little bizarre with the thing, and that effect just simply didn't "hook" that editor. Will the new version? I don't know, but I'm going to try to make it more visceral, and less cerebral. We'll see how it goes.
Anybody watching Family Bonds on HBO? Well, in their most recent episode a woman gives birth. Having gone to a Catholic School I'd never seen anything like this. Forget that last statement, I don't know what it means, but the point remains: I'd never seen the actual birth of a live human before. And the funny thing about the hundreds of times they show this "beautiful act" on a TV shitcom or drama, they never show you the vagina yawning open, the head being spit out in a spray of yellow fluid, and the body being sqeezed out like a turd. The doctor told our young mother that her pushing should feel exactly like she were having a bowel movement, and who would have guessed that this blessed event was nothing less than shitting out a little human from the opposite hole? Well, my mother for one, I suppose, and after that ... I suppose your mother as well.
I try not to be too prudish, but I am never going to be able to look at a vagina the same way again.
Ladies? Make sure your significant other's looking you in the eyes in that perfect moment on that special day.
You know .... sad thing is some fucking freak has that scene recorded on his TIVO and watches it over and over again while he rubs it out.
Oh ... right, mine's not to judge lest I be judged ... well, if'n you're J'n.O. to that little bit of magic, you need to be immediately killed.
Do I seem like I'm in a strange mood? Well, I am.
I also saw a dog run ... nay, trot on a treadmill on Letterman.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
Anybody watching Family Bonds on HBO? Well, in their most recent episode a woman gives birth. Having gone to a Catholic School I'd never seen anything like this. Forget that last statement, I don't know what it means, but the point remains: I'd never seen the actual birth of a live human before. And the funny thing about the hundreds of times they show this "beautiful act" on a TV shitcom or drama, they never show you the vagina yawning open, the head being spit out in a spray of yellow fluid, and the body being sqeezed out like a turd. The doctor told our young mother that her pushing should feel exactly like she were having a bowel movement, and who would have guessed that this blessed event was nothing less than shitting out a little human from the opposite hole? Well, my mother for one, I suppose, and after that ... I suppose your mother as well.
I try not to be too prudish, but I am never going to be able to look at a vagina the same way again.
Ladies? Make sure your significant other's looking you in the eyes in that perfect moment on that special day.
You know .... sad thing is some fucking freak has that scene recorded on his TIVO and watches it over and over again while he rubs it out.
Oh ... right, mine's not to judge lest I be judged ... well, if'n you're J'n.O. to that little bit of magic, you need to be immediately killed.
Do I seem like I'm in a strange mood? Well, I am.
I also saw a dog run ... nay, trot on a treadmill on Letterman.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
