LET ME TELL YOU ...
The best goddamn thing about hemorroids is that you sit there for a fucking hour just to painfully squeek out a nugget the size of a walnut. And sometimes you just fart.
Gross? You betchya. I am in so much goddamn pain.
Like I wasn't fucked up enough yesterday.
Thank you, God, you're the best!
It's the small blessings, isn't it?
Gross? You betchya. I am in so much goddamn pain.
Like I wasn't fucked up enough yesterday.
Thank you, God, you're the best!
It's the small blessings, isn't it?
