Ramblings of a Desiccated Mind

Osama's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
Guess who's back. Guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back

(Verse 1)
I created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
See bin Laden no more they want Hussein,
I'm chopped liver!
Well if you want bin Laden, then this is what I'll give ya,
A little bit of terror mixed with a suicide bomber
Some Allah that'll jumpstart my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the Dr. when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating, "Hey!"
You waited this long now stop debating
Cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney
But your husband's heart problem's is complicating.
So the BBC won't let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on CNN TV
But it feels so empty without me.
So, come on and dip, cum on your lips
Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits
And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy
I just poked my head right on outta the cave, FUCK YOU GEORGIE!

(Chorus) 2X
(I said) Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me

I'm not clever enough to do the whole song, but Osama's new tape is interestingly timed, eh?

One might even say that Bush asked for him to make one right around election day.

All this makes me think is that Osama's on the administration payroll, and I try really hard not to be that fucking cynical.

But it strikes me in this transcript that Osama bin Laden is a more rational speaker than our own leader.

(CNN) -- Osama bin Laden delivered a new videotaped message which aired on the Arab language network Al-Jazeera Friday. This is a transcript of his remarks as translated by CNN senior editor for Arab affairs Octavia Nasr.

You, the American people, I talk to you today about the best way to avoid another catastrophe and about war, its reasons and its consequences.

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These are the words of a man who's considered his position, and who has put deep thought into the actions he's taken.

Remember the debates?

Dubya can't say the same.