Shark Attack Girl to Become Fashionista
So, some young surfer girl, whose arm was bitten off by a shark, is now getting to make the talk show rounds, and is intending to parlay her notoriety into a line of clothes. Apparently, from her show of faith during her ordeal, she's also heard from other young girls who've turned to the lord because of her. Now, although it's not spelled out in the CNN article, I can only assume that she's grateful to her God that He saw fit to keep her alive.
Of course, isn't that the same God who told that shark to bite off her arm?
It's all in the spin, isn't it?
Anyhow, this annoys me because if she weren't some cute little surfer girl, but rather some portly bitch who'd been lying in an inner tube, she'd just be another one for Shark Bait Monthly, and no agents would be circling her and trying to exploit this event so we could get more crappy clothing on the market.
If she were a real hero, and a really dedicated surfer, she'd be out there trying to so what she does with one arm.
But who the hell am I to say what's right or wrong, something about reading that just didn't sit right with me, though.
Seems like a hollow gesture.
On a darker note, an actress who appeared on Six Feet Under is dead at 36 from some medical condition her doctors were unaware of.
That's a shame, and a real tragedy, unlike this confluence of fortunes for the surfer-chick who'll probably never have to work again if she plays this out right.
Damn this country, and its ideals.
Of course, isn't that the same God who told that shark to bite off her arm?
It's all in the spin, isn't it?
Anyhow, this annoys me because if she weren't some cute little surfer girl, but rather some portly bitch who'd been lying in an inner tube, she'd just be another one for Shark Bait Monthly, and no agents would be circling her and trying to exploit this event so we could get more crappy clothing on the market.
If she were a real hero, and a really dedicated surfer, she'd be out there trying to so what she does with one arm.
But who the hell am I to say what's right or wrong, something about reading that just didn't sit right with me, though.
Seems like a hollow gesture.
On a darker note, an actress who appeared on Six Feet Under is dead at 36 from some medical condition her doctors were unaware of.
That's a shame, and a real tragedy, unlike this confluence of fortunes for the surfer-chick who'll probably never have to work again if she plays this out right.
Damn this country, and its ideals.