Ramblings of a Desiccated Mind

Check out CNN (they change their links on me these days, so I'm not going to bother posting them anymore as they'll just dry up), but M.J.'s in the news again!

I'm so excited as my fascination with that child raping fuck-head has invited the most vitriolic of reactions around here, so I can't wait to hear from all of you assholes who think I have some demented obsession with this guy who can get away more scott-free than O.J.! Bring it on, you apathetic fucks, and just relish in my disgust with this freakish pervert who is incapable of being prosecuted due to the cult of celebrity that we've created in this country! Sure, he's a fucking pedophile who likes to tell his sleep-over buddies that love between friends is so much more delicious when you put chocolate ice cream on your penis, but fuck it, he's a pop-star, so he's cute and knows how to rock . . . the cradle, that is!

Yay! I'm so delighted, I could fucking shoot myself!

How does this asshole not know how to keep his willy clean?

I mean, he's got kids of his own to fuck and fuck up now, why the hell does he have to keep paying off white trash parents to fuck their kids?

Michael, just fucking die already. You're not a humanitarian, you're a fucking pervert. And I wouldn't have anything to say about that if you weren't picking on helpless kids and making yourself out to look like some kind of goddamn hero to the oppressed. Again, I'm really sorry that Joe beat the shit out of you for being out of step, but a time comes when you have to take responsibility for your disease, and leave those kids alone.

And those of you who have anything negative to levy at me for voicing my perpetual disgust with this fucking freak of human nature can shove it up your collective asses.

Oh man . . . $3,000,000 dollar bail (which is a pig-poker considering he's in debt), and he's up against changes in the CA molestation statutes that used to say a kid couldn't testify against his alleged molester, but that were subsequently changed in '94 because of . . . him!

Oh, irony, you doth bite that skin-bleached ass like a Great White Shark.

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The DA claims this coincidence with the new CD has nothing to do with pre-determination, and they were ready to search Neverland a few weeks ago, but had to hold off due to the influx of tourists over the Halloween season . . . und ah em sure dat Ahnold's new gubenorship hod sometink to do vid dat ahz vell, turnink Caleefornia into da number one action state in da vorld! (thank you, Tina Fey).

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The leader on the screen says that "Jackson is negotiating his surrender" . . . a-what? How about you suck it up, motherfucker, and get your ahss to Mars . . . wait, I'm getting confused. But shit, Mike, just get in there, get Johnnie Cochran on a fuckin' plane, and go talk to the cops already, asshole. The more you politicize this, the harder it's going to be to keep your credibility. Why do I sense a White Bronco chase in his immediate future? Of course, he probably's afraid to drive . . . maybe Bubbles will act as the wheel-chimp.

Actually, I didn't realize earlier there was an actual arrest warrant involved here, this one's going to be great on Court TV . . . if it makes it that far.

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Oooh! Delish! If he's convicted, it could be up to 8 years in prison. I hope he goes to the Rock (yes, I know Alcatraz is closed, but you get my drift). Maybe the MSNBC dude is right, and the Aryan Nation will show him what a "corn-holing" really feels like, put that straightened hair into pig-tails and teach him some goddamn humility. I really hope this happens, because justice is in need of some vindication after O.J.

What ever happened to Robert Blake, anyhow?

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Man, that was rich.

Off you go, motherfucker, into the wild, grey yonder.

Well, I wanted to check up on the whole Bob Blake thing, so I found my way to the LA Times site, and these motherfuckers want to charge me for every single article I want to read. WTF? That's fucking criminal.