October 7th, 2003

headwound

I am da veenner!

Ahnold hast done da seemingly impossible. He haz von da recall election ob California. Dat is indesputible proof dat fact es stranguh dan fiction. Perhaps it vas a sympatetic bote because of fellow Aryan Roy's recent mauling by da tiger dat made you come out in da droves to bote for da Terminatuh. I hope you realize dat you fell for the advertizink. Dis man did notink but spout da slogans from hees stupit moobies and aboid da important political questions and try to justify his perwerse sexual history . . . and you fell for it. Stupit California. I thought Florida was da ones who needet to be sunk into da sea, but obwiously you neet to go da vay ob Atlantis as well. It will be veddy intuhrestink to zee how long it takes to mehk all da fabulous jobz and to pump up da economy like he promist you.

Vell, when da predator comes to hunt da man, you now hab da right man for da job.

Let's hope he's deyah for da people and not just anudduh leg ob da machine dat is da Bushocracy.

Dis gib me veddy leetle hope for da outcome ob da presidential race in da two tousandt four.