Ramblings of a Desiccated Mind

Well, just got back from seeing "the band". They're always so much better at the end of a tour. My new friends Meghan and her boy Fran came in from Joisey to see them and, I think, were pleasantly surprised.

Of course, fuck MSI on my journal, this is about The Me Show.

Something bizarre and unique happened to me. After the show, while they were signing tits, I was throwing myself at Steve Righ'? "Weirdo" was on the PA, and I get a cameo in that cut.

Off the Left-Rights record:

"I like to walk in the park, I might be a guy named Mark (weirdo) "

Righ'?, 'cause we're boys, starts lookin' around for me and points me out when my shout out comes up. Yay me! Anyhow, a moment later this dude comes up and says, "Are you m.j.euringer?" I was like "Yeah," and he wanted to know where he could buy my shit. Who'd have fuckin' thunk it?

Anyhow, dude, I forgot your name, but feel free to write. That's the first time that's ever happened to me, and I feel so good about myself right now I'm going to go rub one out. And, people, Mindless Self-Indulgence own you. If you haven't checked out their shit, then you're fuckin' up your life. Yeah, I'm related, but, I promise you, I don't listen to MSI because I should, I listen because I can't help it. They're just that fuckin' good.

Wow, cracked 1000 on the per hit meter at DS. What the fuck are you people looking for? It was just past 900 before the weekend, so 50 people have been here in five days? What the fuck?

Guess I better get busy!

I did promise an update this week -- it may not be by Friday, but by Monday guaranteed.

Now it's time to masturbate with the sweat from my hands.
(that's an "in-joke", who get's it?)