An Open Letter to My Asshole Anonymous Stalkers
Dear Anonymous Moron(s),
I don't know where you're coming from, I don't know how you found me, I don't know what your compulsion is to come here and slam me. I didn't invite you. I don't want you here. I am absolutely positive that I do not care what an anonymous poster has to say about anything I put down here. I've explained it already: I need a pressure release, and this place is it. If you don't like it, then fuck off to Buffalo, dig? If you post a name, and have something halfway interesting to say, I might be willing to respond in some manner of civility, otherwise I am going to spit acidy bile in your face . . . because that's fun.
You know, I don't even mean a full and/or real name, I just want to have something to call you while I insult you -- Fuckstain, Cunt-spittle, and Rectal Sore are going to get worn out really soon.
You don't have to read anything you see here.
Where was all your rage and piss when I posted stuff about "White Syndrome" in the Great Barrier Reef? No . . . it took Michael Jackson to get you fuckstains to speak up. And I'm the one who's pathetic.
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I'd like to say that the criticism of Gargoyle, though astute, I'll give it that . . . well, I mean, really . . . how fucking stupid do you have to be to offer an unsolicited criticism on four or five paragraphs of a story with no ending?
Why don't you show me where you're published, then we can niggle my grammar, okay?
Thanks, XOXOXOX
ps: doesn't anybody remember how to write a proper letter anymore?
I don't know where you're coming from, I don't know how you found me, I don't know what your compulsion is to come here and slam me. I didn't invite you. I don't want you here. I am absolutely positive that I do not care what an anonymous poster has to say about anything I put down here. I've explained it already: I need a pressure release, and this place is it. If you don't like it, then fuck off to Buffalo, dig? If you post a name, and have something halfway interesting to say, I might be willing to respond in some manner of civility, otherwise I am going to spit acidy bile in your face . . . because that's fun.
You know, I don't even mean a full and/or real name, I just want to have something to call you while I insult you -- Fuckstain, Cunt-spittle, and Rectal Sore are going to get worn out really soon.
You don't have to read anything you see here.
Where was all your rage and piss when I posted stuff about "White Syndrome" in the Great Barrier Reef? No . . . it took Michael Jackson to get you fuckstains to speak up. And I'm the one who's pathetic.
--
I'd like to say that the criticism of Gargoyle, though astute, I'll give it that . . . well, I mean, really . . . how fucking stupid do you have to be to offer an unsolicited criticism on four or five paragraphs of a story with no ending?
Why don't you show me where you're published, then we can niggle my grammar, okay?
Thanks, XOXOXOX
ps: doesn't anybody remember how to write a proper letter anymore?