Homoscaredayou!
AXE Body Spray had an ad that basically told us "This stuff is so seductive that anyone who smells it will want to fuck." Their ad featured a nebbishy fellow in an elevator with a tall, beautiful woman. The elevator doors close as she's eyeing him. The elevator doors open and she's adjusting her skirt while he reorganizes his toupee. They fucked, get it? So, the next person to get on then is this leather-clad bull-faggot who starts eyeing the nebbishy fellow as the advertisement ends.
Apparently someone complained, so now the ad goes on as usual up until the last scene where a liver-spotted claw stops the elevator door from closing and an old woman in a pink sweater gets on the elevator . . . eyeing the nebbishy guy as the ad ends.
Who's afraid of the big, bad fag? Corporate America. I have no doubt it was some bean-head in the midwest who called complaining about how this ad that's saying "wear our stench and anyone and everyone will want to fuck you" was apparently incensed by the idea of having to think about sex with such a big man.
Priorities, people, priorities.
Apparently someone complained, so now the ad goes on as usual up until the last scene where a liver-spotted claw stops the elevator door from closing and an old woman in a pink sweater gets on the elevator . . . eyeing the nebbishy guy as the ad ends.
Who's afraid of the big, bad fag? Corporate America. I have no doubt it was some bean-head in the midwest who called complaining about how this ad that's saying "wear our stench and anyone and everyone will want to fuck you" was apparently incensed by the idea of having to think about sex with such a big man.
Priorities, people, priorities.
