Ramblings of a Desiccated Mind

these united States have been "on fire," literally and consistently, for, like, four years.

Oh well, not my problem. It's your fucking country now, so this problem is yours to ignore or deny as you see fit. I'll tell you the whys, and you decided the ifs and whens: the country keeps catching fire because Global Warming is real and since there's less rainfall, there's more dry brush. Ka-blooie.

Hey! I see The Pope's coming across the sea to pay us a little visit. Well, you know what, you old fucking misery? Stay home. I don't want your stinking influence or your dead ideology stinking up this place anymore than it already has. I can't believe this close to death and you haven't recanted your faith yet. Moron. How long will you live, anyhow?

If I've said anything offensive to you then, please, may God strike me dead.

I'm waiting.