May 2nd, 2002

headwound

Penetration

I'm about to go sink my teeth into the new Resident Evil for Gamecube. I've got to try to finish the game in about three days, then I've got to write a 250 word review. I know, it sounds like fun!
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headwound

Dog Shit, 01

Why is it that I have to bring a bag when I go out to walk the dog so the cops don't fine me for leaving his shit on the street? Why is it that I always make an attempt to pick up my dog's shit, yet, usually, my dog has to step in your dog's shit in order for him to take a shit? Why do you get to leave your dog's shit behind so my dog can step in it then bring your dog's shit into my house, which is the whole reason I brought my dog outside in the first place? I don't get this shit.
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headwound

Lit

I just saw an ad for a band, I think, called "Lit." In this revolutionary bit of advertising, the young men are wearing swim-trunks within which they proceed to urinate upon themselves. Is this what constitutes consumer motivation these days?

This is more proof that Standards and Practices must be dissolved -- then to be done with the MPAA.

You know, neither of them (by which I mean the FCC and MPAA) are government agencies. Why is their desire to moderate every bit of the airwaves so highly regarded? Fuck 'em. Let's just end censorship, list content, and be done with the whole damned mess.
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